h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Setting the Record Straight: I did mean trousers, jeans, pants. But thank you for reminding me that things could always be worse.
BTW, How does DEATH keep from falling apart? I often wonder this, but have never solved the puzzler myself. After all, he is merely bone, and bone needs connective tissues in order to stay attached.

Presumably DEATH does not need connective tissue in exactly the same way that he does not need the collection of bones which he is not. If you understand me. I believe that DEATH merely chooses to present himself as a skeletal figure with a penchant for gardening tools. That DEATH is in fact a primordial entity. I also suspect that this is far too serious a reply. I can feel a headache coming on ... got to get to the dried frog pills.