The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Apr 14, 2005
The Owl and The Pussycat
The owl and the pussycat went to sea
On a beautiful pea green boat
But what happened after that should be put to vote.
Did old owl and pussycat argue all the time?
Or am I saying that to ease along my rhyme?
Were old owl and kitty singing drunkenly?
Well I'm afraid that remains for you to see.
One night they were fishing for that night's food
And once it was eaten they agreed it was good
But old pussy's stomach had not yet had its fill
And so she though the owl should pay the bill.
Pussy leapt with claws out chasing for her pray
So the poor old owl got up and flew away
That night the boat was caught up in a storm
And dear old pussycat was where she did not belong.
The storm swept her up and carried her away
Old owl flew above crying in dismay
The boat against some rocks smashed to splinters was
And so I sit here and wonder why because.
Finally upon a shore a drowned kitty was found
And beside a sodden owl joined in fate was bound
Taken from the sea shore in a bucket the two
Were buried side by side like friends so true