h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey you brought it up.

Anyway I hear that The Rocky Horror Show is on in Liverpool this Summer I may just have to get over there for it.

Is it??? When, and which company. Well, is it the one with Nicholas Parsons in really.... I've seen him before as the narrator (I think.... memory not wanting to work properly!) and he was fab!!!

Not sure someone just mentioned it to me today.

hmmm.... If you find out any more tell me and we could go see it together or whatever...

As long as it isn't Maggi Thatcher (with or without whip)
Dammit Janet

hehe.... hmm... shame theres no-one called Brad.... I'm mad!!!

Damn you had to mention Brad.

*Excuse me everyone especially virgins. *

A******e.

hehe... I wonder what people think of us now DD.... ah well all I can say is

I would like.... if I may *no you may not..* Fair enough. Shall we cut to the timewarp then people....

ITS ASTOUNDING
TIME IS FLEETING
MADNESS TAKE ITS TOLL.....



LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!


BTW Do we have any RHPS Virgins in the Audience????

*disappears for a few minutes, then returns in full Magenta costume....* Just a domestic.... ah well keeps me in my place!!!

*Rushes off to dig out Frank N Furter costume*

"I'm A Transexual, Transvestite from Translyvania"

*vague, elf-like smile*
Excuse my ignoracne, but what is RHPS?

hehe... we may have scared everyone off master....

No we have found one virgin.

RHPS= Rocky Horror Picture Show for more details FC is working on an article.

*breaks through the walls, dressed as Eddie

HOT PATOOTIE - BLESS MY SOUL I REALL LOVE THAT ROCK'N ROLL

not that great a one, and its no where near finished... though I have to say its well worth having a look at if youve never seen it before.... absolutely mad!!!! and where else can you go dressed in basque, knickers, stockings, suspenders, and very little else on...!

ooh boy.... we've gone full circle back to whips and things havent we!!!! hehe.... DONT DREAM IT..... BE IT.....

And somebody I stumbled across recently complained there wasn't enough sex in the sex forums. he obviously hangs with the wrong crowd.

sex in a sex forum... you dont want to do that!!! nah! hold a party, begin innocently so when Peta drops by she doesnt suspect and then wham bam thank you mam! hehe....

everyone fine on pizza or shall I go call the delivery boy (oops, sorry, youre already here arent you eddie....!!!!) sorry sorry....

Well, call for pizza anyway, FC, maybe I can find myself a delivery boy too..

Still here, of course...and no pizza at the moment, that throws me bach for hours with drinking Eddie has got plenty of meat, anyway.
...wham bam thank you mam...my vocabulary's still increasing