h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wish to be The Fantastic Pantsman. The Fantastic Panysman has the ability to make fantastic pants out of any material imaginable. You name it, The Fantastic Pantsman can make pants out of anything. He also also has the pants-mobile, the pant-boats and the pants-copter so that anyone needing fantastic pants can get them at any time. So whenever you need fantastic pants, just call pants man (subject to availability, always read the label).

OK. I'll put you on the page. And I'll introduce you to people.
Go to the CHOPPERS's hideout page. And the name isn't a crude innuendo, should you be wondering. We are actually between adventures at the moment, but we normally have random fights with the villains.

I'd like to be Suicide Man if possible. My special skills are, at the first hint of danger, to take a cyanide pill (or whatever other form of suicide is convenient) and die - to avoid the danger at all costs.

Oh and if necessary I can surrepticiously reincarnate myself between missions, and sneak back in. A bit like Kenny from South Park, really.

Yes mister president, at once mister president. :-) Do you have a soft fruit prefence? wait come here and meet the guys http://www.h2g2.com/F47032?thread=82516 At the moment we are just engaged in random dueling. And Affi, our leader is away. But we should get back on track soon.

Soft fruit? Hmm... Pineapple. And if that's not soft enough, I can always mash it.

Everything has recently gone dead. We had a titanic struggle with STUMPED and we all got tired. So we relax at the moment.

Suits me. Using my superpowers is rather... draining.

Perhaps you ought to recruit some supervillians?

I would like to join your quest to stamp out evil and such
my name is Meatbyproducts my powers are as of yet unknown to man
and shall dazzle all of you.
where is the such dotted line that I need be singing on ?

how greratly will we be out numbered ?
I like a chalange and can take on any one or any thing least it be Spam that is my one weakness; that congeled crap on spam kills me, but dont tell any one that.

There is a huge villainous organisation, going by the name of STUMPED.

I will update the page to admit you all, and you can join, meatyproducts. Nice name, by the way. Did you find the hideout, anyone else?

Verily (And all that stuff) I am answering the call for justice!!
Can I put it on thick or what?
I am the amazing "reasonably-powerful guy"
I have the ability to run reasonably fast,spit reasonably far (but curses,for it is not allowed in the realm of h2g2) and am quite good with my hands (steady) as I am well versed in the art of JUMPING IN UNPREDICTABLE DIRECTIONS AND HITTING RANDOMLY!!!
Let all evil know true fear.and stuff.

Yes sir! You can join! Go to the other recruitment forum, and meat the gang. and the enemies. And I'll brief you from there. Something big is coming up!

Yes sir! You can join! Go to the other recruitment forum, and meat the gang. and the enemies. And I'll brief you from there. Something big is coming up!

I am jachap. I have many incarnations. I seek adventure and excitement, therefore, I ask you, humbly, may I become Y-Front man? I have special Y-fronts from the planet K and wen i put them on my head I become super. i can fly, I ahve laser vision I can even see through other people's clothing (heh heh) so let me join or I'll sulk for days and days and days and join STUMPED instead.

Request premission to enter your great cause... I am the ANNOYING ONE... My special power is to rant on forever about any subject (hell I don´t even need a subject...) and thereby effectly annoy the crap out of my enemy.
Well, I will sign of before I start ranting. I only use my god given power to fight the forces of darkness, and therefore think I would be perfect for you organisation...

no and yes. y-front man is, IRL, my brother's handle in Counter strike. oh, OK you can be him. but only under licsence. cos i invented him.

um. say some more thngs, then ill put you up. vestboy is back, too!

What do you mean? Explain yourself.
It is.... possible for me to change my name, I suppose.
Counter strike.... a good game, that. I play regularly.
How about jachap man! With my great, if slightly mysterious, JACHP powers, and jachap utility belt!!!!
Hey... that's not such a bad idea.

Or I could be something else.
Although jacahp man's secret powers would be completely mysterious. He would only use them when he needed to.
Also, he comes cheap and can fly a SPace Hopper with his eyes closed (admittedly he crashes).

Monkey Boy at your service! my powers include temporal feedback [ this power enables me to travel back to last tuesday ] and the ability to talk nonsense for hours at an end, thus confusing all my foes. Any foe that needs thwarting then i'm your simian. My alter ego is portable chaos, but i'm afraid he is not up to much in fighting the enemy as he is to difficult to control.

Snowman here, I'd like to be a super hero of some description and i would like to be called (drum roll please) SNOWMAN catchy name isn't it!? My super powers would be using my portable snow making machine to make villians really cold thus stopping them in thier tracks allowing someone else to dispose of their evil.
Snowman .