h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ho, yus!

Hellllllllooooooooooooooooooooo, can someone help me out of this sandpit?




Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

Jebus!!!!



Sorry, can't help you d'arlin!



Psst, round the back, past the garage - you know the one treacle. Meet you there...

*drives up in ready mix concrete lorry - pours contents into sandpit

"There you go folksies - a patio"


Silence reigns

*Fires up his pneumatic drill*

*inserts earplugs

I've got a better one Stu!



Look at this baby go!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we drilling anything in particular or are we just playing with toys again???

Must be time to refit the swimming pool again! (Those are swimming goggles and a fetching swimming cap, OK??!)

*Accidentally pneumatically drills DDD's foot*

Oops!

I'm uncovering the sandpit that Spit filled in with concrete. Keep up Deakie!

How can you drill my foot - I'm in my JCB!!

Now, now, boys, play nice with the dangerous machines!

*Schemes*

Building sites are always dangerous. S'not my fault, Stu didn't look where he was going...

*straps a hard hat on DDD's fragile little bonce*

Get your steel toe caps on as well. I'm the only one allowed to damage you!!!

That hat is messing up my hair...

And I looked so

I do enjoy these little glimpses into the world of DDD and Deakie!

Fun, innit?

*starts again with DDD's hair cos it was a mess in the first place*

Look, my hair is OK?

It's only when deakie gets her hands on it that it looks a bit odd. She will insist on styling it for me every morning.

I'm a big boy now - I can do it myself!

You put too much gel stuff in it and it's nasty!!! Bleurch.