h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yes, definetly!

is that a new one? are there more?

Just made a tray of em. With or without hundreds and thousands?

They'll rot your teeth

with hundreds and thousands!

i'll be alright, i'll remember to brush later..

's in..



Anyone wanna play in my car?? Vroom, vroom...

Me!!!

can I drive? Can I? Can I?

Ackcherley, I'd rather drive the JCB!

You'd be dangerous in a JCB. You're bad enough in Marcel!!

At least I've never got him stuck in the mud!

Ah, but you've scraped him in the muddy car park, haven't you??

Nope, that wasn't me! A big boy did it and then ran away!

Alright, you can have a go in the JCB. But, no swinging the bucket around!!

I think the JCB's mine ayway. Why are you giving me permission?

I'll drive it if I want!

So there!

I put the fuel in it!!

That's your job! You put in the fuel and service it and make it all pretty.


And I trash it!

Can I have a go?

*Takes off. Gets stuck. Floors the accelerator. Sinks deeper and deeper into the mud. Floors it some more.*

It's bound to work eventually.

Oh, Stu, that's not the way...

S'pose I'd better get my winch out!!

Deakie? C'mon, you know what to do...

There's a nice solid tree stump over there!

Or we could just put Stu under the tyres and use him for a bit of non-slip matting.

Oooooh, using Stu as a waffle board - now there's a thought!!!

Waffle board?!

*Panics. Floors it even more*

*shoves Stu out of Land Rover and drives over him*

See, told you I could get it out of the mud!