h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've met Jim Bowen!! He was booked as the after dinner speaker at a Sharp Dealer Conference many moons ago. He was absolutely hilarious!!

That's my claim to fame.....

didn't they always win a caravan or a new washing machine and dryer set?

And Bully's SPECIAL Prize....

Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed.... Ah, those were the days!!!

nur nur 3D - Jim Bowen was landlord of a pub just down't road. Spent many a Friday night in there. He is a very clever chap, and was sacked off local radio for making a non pc joke.

The world's going to hell in a handbasket!!!! Sacked for non pc jokes!!! How bleeding stoopid is that!

If you don't wanna hear them, then turn off the ruddy radio, you thick barstewards!!!!

What about my rights to hear funny, non-pc jokes? Did anyone ever think about that?


*rant over, just getting sick of all this pc stuff. Bloddox to it all*

*whispers to Spit* just how much wine did she drink this weekend?

pssst: we only had a box each - not excessive by our standards! She is fun to wind up tho!

is evil!!! Had a monster hangover on Saturday morning!!

Which continued through Saturday afternoon and most of the evening....

Hey!!! Not sure if I like this openness business! You're not allowed to tell my secrets on here! Twas only a mild hangover!

















Yeah right! Was nearly chucking up!!!

STU!

get yo' butt in the disco!

*steamrolls Stu's for old time's sake*

STUEY BABY we've missed you & your

*blinks* I did see a Stu post then, wheres he gone now?

*climbs out of the moat in Australia*

Nik - bring the out to attract the

sort of stalking camel manoever

*Watches tumbleweed roll past*

*Looks for his *

*Sits forlornly on the slide*

Hallo, do you want a?
Then I could push you on the swing.

*pushes Stu down the slide and he falls off the bottom and grazes his knee* Ooops!

You two wanna come play on the roundabout?

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