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Rev.ViRTUE Started conversation Jul 3, 1999
Ah. I see. Someone who dislikes Bristolians. How very pleasant indeed.
For the record I am a Bristolian, I don't drink cider, I don't speak with a Wes' Coun'ry accent and neither do I belch and scratch my arse at the same time. Incidentally, I know not one of your 'typical' Bristolians.
For those who do speak with a pronounced Bristolian accent, indeed, belching and scratching ones' arse at the same time would be a monumental feat of intelligence.
Bloody bedgers.
--Nick
Bristolians....
ric Posted Jul 12, 1999
Cider! Where are you Somerset? strange accent! you are clearly mistaking Bristol (thats the big smelly city full of cars and things) for a small village in Somerset. Scratching and belching, yes definitley Somerset.
If you are still in doubt try this test. Next time you think you are in Bristol take a small electric torch and show it to one or two locals. If you find they have made you god you are definitley in Somrset, if you find they have knocked you unconscious taken your wallet and dumped you in the docks then I apologies you were in Bristol after all.
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