Bristolians
Created | Updated Apr 17, 2002
These foul creatures inhabit a town in the South-West of the British isles called Bristol.
These creatures can be identified by their strange, un-understandable language, and by the fact that they always have a pint of Cider in their right hands.
They have strange habits which are more vulgar than those of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal. For example: they have an annoying habit of constantly scratching their anuses and belching at the same time!
They have always tried their hand at world domination, but have failed every time. Some of their better known agents include Archibald Leach (aka Cary Grant), who tried to take over the world by appearing in numerous Hitchcock films back in the 1960s, but unfortunately was not very convincing (as an actor or a human!!!).
These creatures can be identified by their strange, un-understandable language, and by the fact that they always have a pint of Cider in their right hands.
They have strange habits which are more vulgar than those of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal. For example: they have an annoying habit of constantly scratching their anuses and belching at the same time!
They have always tried their hand at world domination, but have failed every time. Some of their better known agents include Archibald Leach (aka Cary Grant), who tried to take over the world by appearing in numerous Hitchcock films back in the 1960s, but unfortunately was not very convincing (as an actor or a human!!!).
