The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Feb 17, 2005
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Sorry I can't get to the phone
Please leave a message after the tone
I'll get back to you when I can
Especially if you are my undying fan
Gone away for the sake of sanity
Got nothing to do with vanity
I'll be back to do what needs done
So please without me have some fun
I'm not here please do not weep
Sorry wait I'm here no - beeeep