A Conversation for WHO'S KIDNAPPED JACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Started conversation Mar 17, 2006
I kidnapped Jack! Why hasn't anyone attempted to pay his ransom yet? 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 18, 2006
Tsk *hands you some cat kibble* will that do?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 19, 2006
Why would a cat want money?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 19, 2006
oh
*hands you some cat litter* hows that?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 20, 2006
oh oh I know that one
*jumps up and down*
oh it's that Tom Cruise one
*dances about*
the one with thingy in it and what da you mcallit
*ponders*
Got it Jerry McGuire 
What do I win? What do I win? *rubs hands together*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 20, 2006
ooohhhh my very own Jack 
To love and hug and cherrish forever
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimmme gimme
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 20, 2006
Here you go! ... You might be needing a Jack owner's license though 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 21, 2006
A Jack owners licence?
Whats that then?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 21, 2006
Oh, you'll need that if you're going to keep a Jack. If you odn't have a license you might get fined.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 21, 2006
really?
*raisies an eyebrow*
and how does one go about getting one of these?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 21, 2006
Pays me- er I mean the Department of Pets loads of money!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 22, 2006
oh
ok
*hands you a bag of kitty Kat Litter*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 22, 2006
But look * shows you a book* it clearly states in the "Jack handbook"
Article 14 Paragraph 42
All Jack licences must be paid for in Kitty Kat litter, no monies should be exchanged as this is probably just EC trying to scam you.
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- 1: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 17, 2006)
- 2: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 18, 2006)
- 3: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 18, 2006)
- 4: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 18, 2006)
- 5: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 19, 2006)
- 6: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 19, 2006)
- 7: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 19, 2006)
- 8: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 19, 2006)
- 9: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 19, 2006)
- 10: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 20, 2006)
- 11: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 20, 2006)
- 12: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 20, 2006)
- 13: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 20, 2006)
- 14: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 21, 2006)
- 15: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 21, 2006)
- 16: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 21, 2006)
- 17: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 21, 2006)
- 18: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Mar 22, 2006)
- 19: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 22, 2006)
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