h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ahhhh! I type stupid things without the help of cats. i' notorious fr it. i wish. um.
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This is what U type if UI hgave nmt eyes sbut

(That was supposed to be "this is what I type if I have my eyes shut")

this is wha U ruo id I face mr ehes shyr
wow, that ws spoed to be this is what i type if i have my eyes shut and "have" turned into "face". cool! ad I nearly got eyes right. i got this is as well. And I.
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I tend to start off ok then muck it up. Let's try again:

this is what U type with mny eyes shut

Well, almost ok!

I;m abak. ag gh;ljnf
I meant, I'm awful at typing
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I saw Tibby's ex-owner the other day, and apparently she's doing fine, and she's got fat!!!!!!

Ahhh! fat !!!
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We've got a fat cat that comes into us a lot called Floppy and he's sooooo cute!!!! And he has a looooud puurrr!

fat s, thin s, all s, what does it matter?
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