A Conversation for The New United Templar Holy Church Order of Nighthoover the Hasselhoff
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Started conversation Feb 10, 2005
nighthoover is named!
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Baron Grim Posted Feb 10, 2005
Well, it would explain the bad German poetry!
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Feb 10, 2005
Okay, 2legs, what rank would you like and what sacred relic do you want to be keeper of?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 10, 2005
Hmm, well I'm already 'nighthoover high priest' but perhaps a secondary title for this sect of the nighthoover cult? 
relic.... hows about of the moustache?
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Feb 10, 2005
How does Top Notch Preacher grab you?
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bunnyfrog will never die Posted Feb 10, 2005
Give it up fellas, he aint Hasslelhoff. I know this for a fact. Honestly, you would think a bandwagon would be a difficult thing to jump on, but no...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 10, 2005
Then, who!?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Feb 13, 2005
Alright, I'm joining too. 
I mean, why not? It's just as ridiculous as the original therad.
Besides, the uniform's pretty neat... except for the mullet wig, I'm not wearing that. Girls just don't look good in mullets (as a matter of fact neither do guys 
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So, could I be could I be could I be I don't know...
Oh, oh, oh YES I DO! Could I be a Knight Hoover (or Knight Ridder, if you so wish) of the Order of the Missing Question-Mark Smiley? 
Could I could I could I please pretty please could I?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Feb 13, 2005
Oooooh and looky what I found us! This is just very, very wrong and 
... http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2433520&htv=12&htv=12&htv=12
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 13, 2005
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Feb 14, 2005
Hmm... okay, Penny, you're in!
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Thatprat - With a new head/wall interface mechanism Posted Feb 14, 2005
It makes perfect sense.
"Hi, im David Hasselhoff, aka nighthoover, and this is KITT, my car and sacred undercover hoover - watch the series and see how it sucks" 
Go on, let me in...
I've got a leather jacket, the jeans and a white T-shirt. Haven't got a mullet wig though - will a mullet hairdo pass inspection?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 14, 2005
*waves sacred moustache in air
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Feb 14, 2005
Wheeee!
*Changes white t-shirt to a black t-shirt with a <?> on it*
I can't stop this feeeeling
Deep inside o'me...
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Feb 14, 2005
A mullet hairdo will be fine.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 14, 2005
*holds aloft the sacred moustache 
k n i g h t r i d d e r
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Feb 14, 2005
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Feb 14, 2005
Hot damn, I look good in the Sacred Denim!
KnightRidder
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Feb 14, 2005
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 14, 2005
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- 1: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 10, 2005)
- 2: Baron Grim (Feb 10, 2005)
- 3: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Feb 10, 2005)
- 4: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 10, 2005)
- 5: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Feb 10, 2005)
- 6: bunnyfrog will never die (Feb 10, 2005)
- 7: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 10, 2005)
- 8: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Feb 13, 2005)
- 9: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Feb 13, 2005)
- 10: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 13, 2005)
- 11: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Feb 14, 2005)
- 12: Thatprat - With a new head/wall interface mechanism (Feb 14, 2005)
- 13: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 14, 2005)
- 14: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Feb 14, 2005)
- 15: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Feb 14, 2005)
- 16: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 14, 2005)
- 17: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Feb 14, 2005)
- 18: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Feb 14, 2005)
- 19: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Feb 14, 2005)
- 20: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 14, 2005)
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