The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Feb 10, 2005
To the Editor
Oh to our powerful Editor
That shows us all what for
We trap her in a little cage
While we do a small page
Oh I wouldn't pay for that job
How you with excuses fob
Off a writer of a bad column
Glad I don't have to be rid of 'em
So let us drink a mighty toast
To the editor of The Post
So Shazz here is to you
And all that you do!