A Conversation for H2G2S2: The H2G2 Sweet Shop

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Post 21

Ming Mang

I've done two as well.
Drama- I did in February
German speaking- well, you know about that. smiley - smiley

And then there's science modulars and language modulars... smiley - winkeye

But anyway, thanks! smiley - biggrin I will be looking forward to trying to get Peta to blob it. smiley - winkeye

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Post 22

Chris Tonks

*Comes into the shop having seemingly never left.*

What ho! smiley - smiley


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Post 23

Ming Mang

In which case could you shift some of these cobwebs so I can actually move please? smiley - tongueout

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Post 24

Chris Tonks

Oh, sorry, sure. smiley - winkeye

*Waves his arms outwards, blowing all the cobwebs away.*

Better now? smiley - winkeye


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Post 25

Ming Mang

Thank you, yes. Do you happen to have a machete to clear all this tumbleweed?

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Post 26

Chris Tonks

*Gasps.*

You don't want to clear it, you want to collect it! That tumbleweed's been missing from comedy sketches across the Known Universe! I should redistribute it evenly...


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Post 27

Ming Mang

That a yes? smiley - winkeye

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Post 28

Chris Tonks

Maybe, maybe not. smiley - winkeye


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Post 29

Ming Mang

Fine. I will go and find a machete myself. smiley - tongueout

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Post 30

Chris Tonks

No! That'll ruin the tumbleweed! smiley - tongueout


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Post 31

Ming Mang

You're the one who wanted to distribute it. smiley - tongueout

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Post 32

Chris Tonks

Yes. Why won't you accept my suggestion that we collect it and not ruin it? smiley - tongueout


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Post 33

Ming Mang

How are you going to collect it then? smiley - tongueout I think a machete is quite a good method, myself. Tiring, yes, but it won't create as much mess as a chainsaw... which wouldn't be quite so tiring... and possibly even more fun... I've never played with a chainsaw before! Do you happen to have a chainsaw? smiley - winkeye

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Post 34

Chris Tonks

What?? This tumbleweed's loose! I'll pick it up with my hands. smiley - tongueout


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Post 35

Ming Mang

Oh yes, the stuff down there is. Now look at the walls of it surrounding us! *tugs at it* Dense as a well-kept privet hedge.

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Post 36

Chris Tonks

smiley - whistle

*The tumbleweed, loose and fixed, teleports out of the sweet shop.*

Happy now? smiley - tongueout


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Post 37

Ming Mang

Much better, thank you! smiley - smiley

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Post 38

Chris Tonks

Good, good. smiley - smiley

*Looks around for the sub-ice cream...*


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Post 39

Ming Mang

*points him to it*

No one seems to have had any.

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Post 40

Chris Tonks

Wh-!? Well of all the cheek... smiley - yikes


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