A Conversation for H2G2S2: The H2G2 Sweet Shop
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Started conversation Oct 15, 2000
HI!
Can I buy all the chocolate please?
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Ming Mang Posted Oct 16, 2000
*looks at Hezher in surprise and doubt*
ALL of it? Are you sure? There's more here than in normal RL Sweet Shops, you know...
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Oct 26, 2000
i think i can cope!
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Oct 26, 2000
i've had enpugh experience as a chocolholic! 
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Ming Mang Posted Oct 29, 2000
Well, if you're sure...
*searches around for a bit and finds phone*
*calls as many lorry rental firms as she can find*
*calls army to come and help*
*informs all present that she may not be around for quite a while and it would be very nice if people were to refrain from the theft of items in her absence...*
*disappears into back of shop*
*is gone for a whole week (and about 9 hours)*
*eventually arrives back and indicates to Hezher the convoy of 30000000 lorries currently blocking up the road*
There you are! Our entire supply! Enjoy it while it lasts!! 
*finds phone again and orders more replacement stocks of chocolate*
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Chris Tonks Posted Oct 29, 2000
*Pr. C. Tonks comes wondering in to grace the store with his honoured presence...*
*Well...you rarely get GalaGroup Overseers in sweet shops eh? *
Hello everyone!
Chocolate? Yeeeees....
Do tell me when there are more supplies...
BTW, would you like to be the official h2g2 outlet of Osian Sub-Ice Cream?
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Ming Mang Posted Oct 29, 2000
*the S2 honours Pr. C Tonk's presence and wishes he would keep his name to the simple BigC... *
*wonders what Pr. C Tonks means*
Well, we've had deliveries of all the main chocolates (the ones displayed on the page), but there should be more coming, and then deliveries of other chocolates... and a lot more deliveries after that...
What would you like?
Ermm... what is it, and is there a catch to being the official h2g2 outlet of it?
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Chris Tonks Posted Oct 29, 2000
Ooh...let's see...could I have 125 Twix's and a couple of hundred bags of chocolate raisins please?
I like those...
Pr. C. Tonks - My name is Professor Christopher Tonks, GalaGroup Overseer and h2g2 Ambassador to San Beta,Minister of Science and Technology, still trying to pass a law about phone boxes...
Oh heck! There's something wrong with my parenthesis! I'll have to shorten it...
Osian Sub-Ice Cream - Osia is a planet in San Beta, a beach planet near the centre of the galaxy where it's always warm. Which is why they have sub-ice cream there. It's basically ice cream, but micro-cooled to such an increadably low level, to keep it fresh and stop it from melting quickly. It can come in any flavour you like! In fact, in true Willy Wonker style, I'm trying to convince the main producers of it over in Osia to try out one of my new chemicals, which should allow various tastes at the same time... 
There's no catch to being the official outlet of it at all...as long as you do of course mention that the sub-ice cream wasn't made here...
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Ming Mang Posted Oct 29, 2000
*hands 125 Twix bars and 200 bags of chocolate raisins to Pr. C Tonks*
Yeahh... so do I....
I was wondering about the GalaGroup Overseer thingy. Thank you! Good luck with it!
*grin*
OK. Yes, the Sweet Shop would be delighted to sell it. .
OK, questions. Does it need to be kept in a specific sort of fridge or freezer? And how much does it cost? (And how is it served?)
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Chris Tonks Posted Oct 29, 2000
Oh, I'll sort out containment, packaging, and transport...all from my Space Station...
And it's free! In San Beta, we work on the principal of work-allowance - that is, there is no money involved!
You were wondering about my title as GalaGroup Overseer?
Well, San Beta is a GalaGroup, a group of six fairly large galaxies, joined by one Government, of which I am the Head. I do rule San Beta, but I term it a 'controlled democracy', by which I mean that people have their say, but I have the final word on the matter. No one's complained about my rule so far!
If you want to know more about me, my inventions, San Beta, the Multi-Galactic Government of it, the San Beta GalArmy, or anything also to do with me, please visit http://www.h2g2.com/A432460 .
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Chris Tonks Posted Oct 29, 2000
Oh, sorry...
*thanks Ming for the food, and shrinks it into his Watch for later consumption...*
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Ming Mang Posted Nov 1, 2000
*grins* That's OK!
So - it's free. How is it stored, and how should it be served?
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The Fish Posted Nov 2, 2000
*Looks at Chocolate rack..... Licks lips
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I hope you realise that I'm NOT here because of your blatent Spamming 
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Chris Tonks Posted Nov 2, 2000
How is it served?
Just as it is - straight out of the sub-freezer.
I've got a couple of large ones on the 'station if you want.
Oh, the Sub-Ice Cream can come in cones as normal ice cream of course...
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Nov 4, 2000
*finishes chocolate*
Can i have some more please? and some of that icecream would be cool!
*wonders how to pay for all this*
err, look, that last lot strapped me for cash. Will let me work off the payment?
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Ming Mang Posted Nov 5, 2000
Brilliant, thanks Pr. C Tonks! I would like a freezer to store it all in, if it's not that much of a bother... but I'll start stocking up with it as soon as I have a freezer for it.
The Fish, would you like anything? Chocolate perhaps? (and yes, I do realise that you are most certainly NOT here because of my terrible blatent spamming)
If you find one of the forums in which the S2 gives away sweets for free, then you'll get it all for free...
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Nov 18, 2000
free 
that sounds ok!
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Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Nov 18, 2000
thanx
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- 1: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Oct 15, 2000)
- 2: Ming Mang (Oct 16, 2000)
- 3: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Oct 26, 2000)
- 4: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Oct 26, 2000)
- 5: Ming Mang (Oct 29, 2000)
- 6: Chris Tonks (Oct 29, 2000)
- 7: Ming Mang (Oct 29, 2000)
- 8: Chris Tonks (Oct 29, 2000)
- 9: Ming Mang (Oct 29, 2000)
- 10: Chris Tonks (Oct 29, 2000)
- 11: Chris Tonks (Oct 29, 2000)
- 12: Ming Mang (Nov 1, 2000)
- 13: The Fish (Nov 2, 2000)
- 14: Chris Tonks (Nov 2, 2000)
- 15: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Nov 4, 2000)
- 16: Ming Mang (Nov 5, 2000)
- 17: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Nov 18, 2000)
- 18: Ming Mang (Nov 18, 2000)
- 19: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Nov 18, 2000)
- 20: Ming Mang (Nov 18, 2000)
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