A Conversation for H2G2S2: The H2G2 Sweet Shop
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Insane Endeavour Started conversation Jun 13, 2000
Oh yey! I'm first... Okay, I'll calm down - it's the fact that I'm surrounded by sugar that does it!
Now, what do I want...
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jun 13, 2000
I'm actually quite surprised that under 'drinks' you don't have a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. Or don't you have a Nutrimatics machine... mind you, who would buy it if you had?... 
Anyway, I think I'd like a little lollypop please, oh and this bottle of Irn Bru! 
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p.s. You got any jobs vacant that I can fill? Will I get paid in sweets?
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 17, 2000
*grins at IE*
No, there isn't a Nutri-matic machine. I wasn't ~that~ stupid...
*hands IE small lollypop and bottle of Irn Bru*
Yes. I'm attempting to set up a Sweet Stall either on the Beach or near the Fountain and PP said he might do weekends, so as I'm here doing the Shop I can't run the Stall during the week. Would you like to?
Hmmmm... pay, that's a tricky one. Every batch of sweets that comes in has to be quality-tested... so you can do that... like PP... 
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Paul Prefect (It's been 2 years now... wow... 8-)) Posted Jun 17, 2000
Hey... You did it!!!
*grins* I really like the shop...
*goes around & snatches a handful of just about everything to quality-test it... *
Hm... But I thought you'd tell me when you set it up?
Oh well...
May I go & build the stall now?
*JU&DiE&A*
(for those who don't know this acronym... And there should be quite a few, for it is one invented by PP... *Jumps up and down in excitement and anticipation*... *
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jun 20, 2000
Yes, I'll help PP with testing! You don't mind, do you PP?
Sure, I'll mind the stall when you're not there! That's suits me fine!!!
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 20, 2000
Sorry PP... but I've been busy with my own site. Not particularly spectacular, but it's my first go at this sort of thing...
But, I did tell you!!
Sure, you can set it up whenever you like, I'll bring round deliveries...
gotta go off quick now...
more sense when I get back
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 20, 2000
There are no normal-flavoured aeros! I want a request to stock those!
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Fashion Cat Posted Jun 20, 2000
Wow... I didn't think I would miss a sweet shop!!!
Um.. can I have a big bag of toffee bonbons please??
Looking rather good Ming, I have to say!!!
FC
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 20, 2000
*grins*
Yay!! People came!
*hands FC HUGE bag of toffee bonbons*
Hope that's not too much...
*goes off to order normal-flavoured Aeros*
Want Orange ones too?
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Fashion Cat Posted Jun 20, 2000
course people'll come Ming... It's a sweet shop, everyone loves sweets!!! Thanx for the bonbons.... i'll be back soon
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jun 20, 2000
And I already have! Hello again Ming! Can I have a packet of Chewits in Fruit Salad flavour please!
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 20, 2000
Are you sure?
Thanks for the encouragement, though!
*smiles*
I'll be waiting!
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 20, 2000
Yeesh, dual posting!
Course you can IE!
*hands IE packet of Chewits in Fruit Salad flavuor*
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Jun 20, 2000
*keeps staring at the millions of sweets in front of her*
Do you have Catbury's chocolate?
(I don't know if the name is spelled right, but there has to be something like that, that's the only thing I think of when I think of London!)
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jun 21, 2000
Ooh! My favourite chocolate in the world! Cadbury's Dairy Milk! *sits in a chocolate-type-daze and hums gently to herself*
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Fashion Cat Posted Jun 21, 2000
Said I'd be back
Ummm some more toffee bonbons, and some chewits please Ming... They're delicious!!
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Ming Mang Posted Jun 21, 2000
*hands FC packet of chewits and another huge bag of toffee bonbons*
Look in the chocolate section for Cadbury's chocolate. However, if you're after Dairy Milk, you'll have to go for the Yard of the stuff in the Gifts section...
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Jun 21, 2000
Could I have some GIANT GIANT GIANT smarties??
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Paul Prefect (It's been 2 years now... wow... 8-)) Posted Jun 22, 2000
*looks around & sees Ming seems to have left at the moment...*
*realises he's sort of appointed at the shop, and could just as well serve customers... *
Sure, Hannah... We have giant smarties... one moment...
We have them in store, you know, but not on display because they'd take up too much space...
*disappears through a door behind the counter... For some time, strange noises can be heard as from a steam engine trying to pull something way too heavy for it... Eventually, PP emerges again, pulling a small cart after himself... On the cart are 2 giant smarties... Yes... I mean *giant*... Just like... er... Ever seen a basketball? Well, at least 4 times bigger than a basketball... *
*makes final effort to heave the two smarties onto the counter...*
Oh my... These are heavy... Here you go... Enjoy eating...
*thinks*
You don't want a chainsaw with them, do you?
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SEE! Told you I'd be first!
- 1: Insane Endeavour (Jun 13, 2000)
- 2: Insane Endeavour (Jun 13, 2000)
- 3: Ming Mang (Jun 17, 2000)
- 4: Paul Prefect (It's been 2 years now... wow... 8-)) (Jun 17, 2000)
- 5: Insane Endeavour (Jun 20, 2000)
- 6: Ming Mang (Jun 20, 2000)
- 7: njan (afh) (Jun 20, 2000)
- 8: Fashion Cat (Jun 20, 2000)
- 9: Ming Mang (Jun 20, 2000)
- 10: Fashion Cat (Jun 20, 2000)
- 11: Insane Endeavour (Jun 20, 2000)
- 12: Ming Mang (Jun 20, 2000)
- 13: Ming Mang (Jun 20, 2000)
- 14: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Jun 20, 2000)
- 15: njan (afh) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 16: Insane Endeavour (Jun 21, 2000)
- 17: Fashion Cat (Jun 21, 2000)
- 18: Ming Mang (Jun 21, 2000)
- 19: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 20: Paul Prefect (It's been 2 years now... wow... 8-)) (Jun 22, 2000)
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