h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooh - can I jump on the Goo bus? Alabaster is just so wishy-washy. Goo is easier to read, too.

Nudge!

Oops, sorry!
I'll update the page on Friday, if that's ok.

Or should that be ? Aargh, sorry, I couldn't help myself!

That's you finally added. Sorry about the long delay. Sheer idleness kept me busy elsewhere.
Welcome to the club!

Thank you. I think you should treasure your idleness. I have always treasured mine. I have a good friend who is rarely seen to move from his chair. I have nothing but admiration for him.

Not a lot of money to be made that way though. Unfortunately.

True.

Unless you're a member of the Royal Family. Or somebody who has totally failed to run a large company successfully and therefore had a multi-million pound payoff.

You go on and rant if you need to.
Would you like to borrow my soap boax?

Ooh, that would be handy - there's just so much to rant about. Mrs Kebab thinks that I'm bad-tempered and should calm down, but the way I see it there's just so much crap about in the world that it's difficult not to get angry. I've stopped buying a Sunday paper because I just get so cheesed off. Only my mum saves me her Observer!

It doesn't take much to set me off - anything from politics to the BBC cancelling Buffy can get me going.

I'm concerned, though - what will you do with your soap if I'm using your soap box? If you leave it out it will get all wet and slimey and dissolve - I wouldn't want to be responsible for your Camay washing away before you get chance to use it. (Do they still make Camay?)

Oh no, it doesn't have soap in it. I just carry it around for the times I think I need a good rant.