The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Feb 3, 2005
Quitting
Smoking
The money spent,
The lighters lent,
The stains along the hands.
The smell of smoke,
The health-freak jokes,
The government commands.
We're all fed up of taxes raised
But none of us were really fazed
When warnings were a standard.
But the thought creeps in
That perhaps the bin
Is best if we were candid.
But we hate the fear
And keep them near
To know that we are safe.
That times of stress,
When life's a mess,
In cigerettes have faith.
But you hate yourself
And so with stealth,
You start to try break free.
We're here to aid,
Force addiction's fade
A better life you'll see.
So save your health
And dying wealth
And join our ranks today.
So you can run
And have some fun
Say I quit fags today!