h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Sees Matrix and picks them up*
Hey look they made a smiley specialy for this place:

~Skenvoy

It's great! Now, as soon as I've been looked at by a good-looking , I'll get back on my bike, er, board, and hit the waterfall again! But hopefully not the rocks below.

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O well... hmmm you seem to know more about this river than me so whats next?

~Skenvoy

It's quite leisurely for a while - before a slightly smaller waterfall. Plenty of time for me to get some practice. The river makes a few curves, though, so we'd better learn some maneuvering skills.

<BB<

maneuvering??? Whats that???
*sees curve in river coming*
no, no, no, no ,no...
*crashes into curve*
I think i know what it is now! better practice
*starts practicing*

~Skenvoy

I think that's very wise.
Okay - I'll now turn left.
*crashes into the right bank*.
Hmmm.....

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*practicing*
*practicing*
*capsizing*
*capsizing*
wait a sec.... ahhhhhh
*climbs back onto board*

~Skenvoy

I *think* I'm getting the hang of it - look, I'll turn right.
*The board slowly sinks*

Okay, maybe not...

<BB<

hmmmm... o well back to the surf board (drawing board, surf board, get it... *waits for groans* *doesn't get any* o...)

~Skenvoy

*Would groan, but too busy sinking underwater*
*Bubbles instead*

<BB<

O well as your busy I won't distract you by trying to save your life or anything stupid like that ok
No, seriously, do you want any help?
*suddenly falls off his own board*
'cos if you do I can't offer any!

~Skenvoy

*Climbs aboard the board*
Don't worry - I'm coming to rescue you!

<BB<

*climbs back onto own board*
Don't worry, I'll survive... hmmm better start practicing turning again
*starts practicing*

~Skenvoy

Hey I can do it now!!
*shows off turning skills, while basic they are there*
Yey!!!! Twists and turns here we come...

~Skenvot