A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool

Swimming To Jupiter 4

Post 101

Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like)

l'm contemplating trying vodka jelly on toast.

Mm. You can keep your schnapps-and-marmalade...vodka toast for me!


Swimming To Jupiter 4

Post 102

Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated)

}Uh, what schnapps?{


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Post 103

Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like)

Oh.
Hee.
Didn't l mention the schnapps? l have them tucked in the cabana out by the jaccuzi. They're not bad for breakfast.


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Post 104

Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated)

}Oh, I meant what /are/ schnapps? Sorry.{ smiley - sadface


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Post 105

Cakewalker

It's a sound made by a Scottish twig when trodden on smiley - smiley



OK, that was poor even for me! It's a mixer - add it to alcoholic drinks to make them appear more innocent, I guess.


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Post 106

Fashion Cat

grrr. no awful scots jokes like that... good ones no probs, but that was *awful!*

hmmm.. innocent drinks??? is there such a thing?


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Post 107

Cakewalker

Not sure. I would say water, but then I don't know if you can get drunk on fluoride...


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Post 108

Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated)

}You ask a glass of water.{


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Post 109

Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated)

}Oops! Simulpost!{


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Post 110

Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated)

MEW!


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Post 111

Fashion Cat

I have no idea... though it may be that party I'm holding back on earth.... http://www.h2g2.com/A381494 Oh shameless plug, shameless plug... smiley - winkeye


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Post 112

Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated)

Twee!


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Post 113

Bluebottle

Good point. I hope everyone is still swimming, we're all in the same boat...


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Post 114

Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated)

Twee!


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Post 115

Munchkin

But I thought we were in a spaceship? I am horribly confused now. Are we going to Jupiter in some sort of Spelljammer type affair or something?


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Post 116

Bluebottle

Well, it's a flying swimming pool. And a space ship could be a space boat - you can never tell....
I just swim and hope for the best. smiley - smiley


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Post 117

Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated)

}Wait ...{

}Wait...{

}Oh. Nope, we haven't made 200 posts yet.{

}When we get there, we ought to start a new forum.{


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Post 118

Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like)

*whips out bicycle pump and begins inflating a variety of pool toys, including a large alligator-shaped raft, whose name is Christopher*


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Post 119

Bluebottle

Well, let me know when we pass that number!
Hello Christopher. smiley - smiley


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Post 120

Cakewalker

*deflates Christopher*

Sorry, it was ticking at me.


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