A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
Ice cream!
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 15, 2000
Strange that isn't it... no i've had that name for absolutely ages, I just continued it onto the web... everything I'm on is in that name... Though here, it may have something to do with the fish... a mere suggestion (probably, like all my others completely wrong!!! 
)
Ice cream!
Bluebottle Posted Jun 15, 2000
I'd hate to be a mouse on the Guide, I'd be out-numbered 30 to 1!
Ice cream!
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 15, 2000
I'm actually quite fond of mice (my brother has a few, and I resist my primal urges every time i see them... to stand on a chair squealing obviously!! )
Ice cream!
Bluebottle Posted Jun 15, 2000
That's good to know, if there were some mice here, I'm sure they, if not their ears, would be relieved!
Still, I'm not a mouse, so all is safe.
Ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 15, 2000
If you were a mouse, at least you'd have the Grim Squeaker on your side...
Ice cream!
Bluebottle Posted Jun 15, 2000
Very true - the Grim Squeaker would make short work of any cat that opposed it....
Can I have an ice-cream??
Ice cream!
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 15, 2000
Jumps back in the pool and does a few lengths on my back.... Climbs out, splashes BB! 
Any chance of another strawberry ice-cream EV???
Ice cream!
Bluebottle Posted Jun 15, 2000
You know, Fashion Cat, the main swimming area is over here:
http://www.h2g2.com/FLR44378?thread=57200&skip=0&show=20
but nice to know that you like ice-creams too.
And why does everyone always splash me?
Ice cream!
Miss Jeni Posted Jun 15, 2000
Hello everyone!
I haven't splashed you yet bluebottle
But don't worry - I'm sure I soon will!
Can I have an ice cream?
Trinity
Ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 15, 2000
You can all have ice cream, as long as you promise not to splash the ice cream van...
Ice cream!
Ming Mang Posted Jun 15, 2000
I haven't splashed you either BB... (but I have squirted you with a cannon...)
*watches her back in case PP or Eomando are creeping up and so is turning round constantly*
OK, EV, what chances would you give me in sueing you successfully?
*pirouetting*
And can I have an ice-cream inside and ice-cream please?
*pirouettes so vigorously she falls over*
Actually, I meant to fall over...
¦M¦
Ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 15, 2000
Chances of success? Well, I'm not a lawyer, but I'd say, roughly.......... none.
Here's an ice cream - careful, there's another ice cream inside it.
Ice cream!
Roasted Amoeba Posted Jun 16, 2000
Can I have an ice cream with coke in the middle please?
Ice cream!
Bluebottle Posted Jun 16, 2000
I'd also like a nice, cold ice-cream with a warm cup of Hot Chocolate in the middle.
Ice cream!
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 16, 2000
No, probably not. In zero gravity, an ice cream would weigh absolutely nothing. Therefore, it would move at the speed of light. Even if you were moving at the speed of light, you would have to be moving in exactly the same direction. And once it's gone past you, it's gone forever - unless you can catch it by going the other way!
Ice cream!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 16, 2000
Right...
One ice cream outside an ice cream... *looks confused*
An ice cream with coke in the middle... I hope you meant some kind of cola style drink, because I'm all out of cocaine at the moment...
And an ice cream with hot chocolate in the middle... careful, it's hot, except the cold bit.
Ice cream!
Researcher 129881 Posted Jun 16, 2000
IMAGINE. IF THERE WERE AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF US TRYING TO EAT ICE CREAM IN ZERO GRAVITY. THEN EACH OF US WOULD NOT EAT OUR OWN BUT SOMEONE ELSES. THEREFORE WE WOULD ALL GET TO EAT ICE CREAM!
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- 65: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 15, 2000)
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- 67: Fashion Cat (Jun 15, 2000)
- 68: Bluebottle (Jun 15, 2000)
- 69: Miss Jeni (Jun 15, 2000)
- 70: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 15, 2000)
- 71: Ming Mang (Jun 15, 2000)
- 72: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 15, 2000)
- 73: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 15, 2000)
- 74: Bluebottle (Jun 16, 2000)
- 75: Researcher 129881 (Jun 16, 2000)
- 76: Roasted Amoeba (Jun 16, 2000)
- 77: Bluebottle (Jun 16, 2000)
- 78: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 16, 2000)
- 79: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 16, 2000)
- 80: Researcher 129881 (Jun 16, 2000)
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