A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
The Swimming Pool - VII
Bluebottle Posted Jan 8, 2010
*Decides to try to sneak to the water cannon behind The Menthol Penguin*
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Jan 8, 2010
*fails to notice BB sneaking around and continues to spray water everywhere*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jan 8, 2010
*starts construction of a floating raft for the bar*
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Jan 8, 2010
Oooh 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jan 8, 2010
can't have it getting too submerged...
we'd never find the nuts
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jan 8, 2010
What we need is a pair of big pontoons. 
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CountSpracula Posted Feb 26, 2010
*Happens to be carrying a pair of big pontoons*
Right, where do you want them?
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Mar 24, 2010
*dives into pool*
two if my friends are lifeguards
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 28, 2010
*dives in to the pool 
help!
Help!
I can't swim! 
*splash*
*splash*
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Jun 28, 2010
*swims towards 2legs*
Right then, to swim all you have to do is move your arms like this and your legs like this.
Now you try.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 28, 2010
*jumps in* 
<zoom <zoom. help! Help! there is a 
in the water!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 28, 2010
Yes... but I just realised... I'm not wearing a swimming costume, so I should be safe 
*splash* *splash*
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 29, 2010
As the local representative of HRASC I'll handle this situation.
Everyone, stand (or swim) back!
*Bluebottle carefully approaches the ...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 29, 2010
*swimgs backwards across the pool to the side...
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 30, 2010
*Bluebottle Notices that the is wearing a swimming costume*
Oi! Out of the pool! - Didn't you know that this is a HRASC area? Wearing trunks might attract sharks!
*The , ashamed, leaves the pool, tail between his legs, well, fins*
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Bluebottle Posted May 21, 2012
*Dips his foot in the water and hopes that some other people will pop by and enjoy the sunshine*
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Geggs Posted May 21, 2012
It is quote cooling on the old tootsies isn't it?
Do you think we could get someone to bring us some drinks while we relax?
Geggs
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The Swimming Pool - VII
- 1021: Bluebottle (Jan 8, 2010)
- 1022: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Jan 8, 2010)
- 1023: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jan 8, 2010)
- 1024: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Jan 8, 2010)
- 1025: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jan 8, 2010)
- 1026: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jan 8, 2010)
- 1027: CountSpracula (Feb 26, 2010)
- 1028: Bluebottle (Mar 24, 2010)
- 1029: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Mar 24, 2010)
- 1030: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 28, 2010)
- 1031: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Jun 28, 2010)
- 1032: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 28, 2010)
- 1033: Bluebottle (Jun 28, 2010)
- 1034: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 28, 2010)
- 1035: Bluebottle (Jun 29, 2010)
- 1036: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 29, 2010)
- 1037: Bluebottle (Jun 30, 2010)
- 1038: Bluebottle (Oct 24, 2011)
- 1039: Bluebottle (May 21, 2012)
- 1040: Geggs (May 21, 2012)
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