A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Fountain
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 21, 2000
Well, there's no reason to hang around the pub etc. if you don't want to.
I'm glad you're enjoying the fountain - where things are a lot more relaxed. 
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Purple Posted Dec 4, 2000
I quote your words: `lets make the new fountain a success!'. No-one comes here anymore.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 4, 2000
Very true - but then, the old fountain was very quiet too... 
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The Fish Posted Dec 7, 2000
Don't be BB, I love your fountain... It reminds me of one I saw in Florence...
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 2000
Really? That's good.
Any particular one?
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 5, 2001
~Evil One staggers into the square sits down next the the fountain and promptly falls in~
Girgle girgle
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 6, 2001
*..but is rescued by Bluebottle, who fortunately happens to be a lifeguard*
Are you okay? Had too much 
?
I think he's 
!
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 11, 2001
~regains concensious after 5 days~
I feel great
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
~stike of the hangover~
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 11, 2001
Oh dear.... Fancy a 
? Drinking non-alcoholic stuff seems to help...
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 15, 2001
Mabie I will get an extra set of kidneys installed.
You drink non-alchhol lager?
I believed that it was never drunk by anyone!
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 15, 2001
No - that was orange juice - non-alcoholic lager isn't drunk by anyone, I thought everyone knew that 
It's similar, but orange juice is more intoxicating.
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 16, 2001
Cranberry Juice- the HARD stuff
I worked out one that I take 5 time my recommended daily allowance of vitamin C every day. I drink a lot of orange juice.
You can't die of vitamin C poisoning.
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 16, 2001
Hmmm,... you're right there, I think - but it seems like you're trying
I doubt that there's much in the way of Vitamin C around the fountain, though.
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 18, 2001
I'll find some about here somewhere
~Pulls up weed around the edge of the fountain~
~Turns out to be a carrot~
Hmmmm Carrot
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 18, 2001
Well, well, well...
It's funny how life does that, isn't it?
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 18, 2001
Life is like a wild carrot
I don't know why or anything!
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 18, 2001
I don't know about the why of life either - so I think that's very deep and meaningful .
Hmmm... I wonder how good the fountain water is for growing things with....?
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 18, 2001
I don't know
~goes for a paddle anyway~
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 19, 2001
Do you haunt the whole of the waterworks?
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 22, 2001
Who, me? Yes, I suppose I do. But then, I do run the waterworks, and I did start them off...
Have you read how the waterworks started:
http://www.h2g2.com/A430705?skin=classic
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