h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i have a flaming forg cannon *hands over cannon* but i am afraid that the frogs all burned alive before i arrived....i should have some by tomorrow....

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WE ARE GOING TO BURN!!!!!!

I only have one wepon my automatic toasted sandwich griller!

WE WILL DIE
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ok well i managed to get 300 flaming frogs *hands over frogs to Ford*, and i have 3 blow torches, 2 aerosol canisters, 35 grenades and 2 rocket launchers.....*hands over everything except the red rocket launcher.....'its mine'.....NO FORD U CANT HAVE THE RED ROCKET LAUNCHER..STICK WITH THE BLUE ONE....hehe*

WHAT i want the red one! ohh blue will have to do

is the blue one still working?? i reckon that ones kinda faultyFORDDROPITANDRUN..IT'SGONNABLOW!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Starts as rocket launcher sets on fire*

OHMYGOSHFORDRUOK??

umm r we the only CHEESE members hu r in this battle????

Ye few that was TO close...

No I now have new wepons, well sort of *drum role* my lizard spies

YAY! ok so whats their level of training? covert ops, recon spies, Ford-level wot?? i got some more flaming frogs and a nu rocket launcher, if u trust me that is mwahahaha

I dunno???

They can coat themselves in cheese to blend in...

im here now with fish gut grenades
DIE EVIL ERS

lol ok so.....whos actually winning this war????

dont no.... there all camaflauged and i have got 3 super frog rocket launcher *hands them round*

cheers, i hope theyr beta than my blue one!!!

the ammo is that vibrating canisters there explosive frogs shaped in to a bullet

ok, so wot else we got? al my flaming frogs av burnt out

i think we have some atomic cheese bombs but not loads

iv got a large supply of atomic toaster bombs...the bits of toast are the bombs, but u gotta wait 4 the bread to cook b4 u can fire them
o i also got exploading towels as wel

I'v got a cake but thats for us!