h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Will enjoy this.

your welcome

Is the holosuite free yet?

Over Quark's dead body! No way he'd have it for free.

I will pay 8 bars of latinum to use the Holosuite.

ok its a dill redy for you now

Oh boy do I need a break. Any chance I can hide in a holosuitre for a few days?

Not panicking yet, you can join me in an X-Men holonovel if you want to.

Sounds like fun! You sure you don't mind?

Yes, I would be pleased for you to join me.

Great! Fantastic!! Have to knock some bad-guy mutants into the middle of next week.

Jus thought - do we get to pick powers?

Yes and best all you can have as many powers as you want.

I am going to have the same psychic powers as Professor Charles Xavier and Doctor Jean Gray, as well as be able to teleport, phase through solid objects, have wings, have regenerative/healing powers, be able to float, very slow aging and be extremely intelligent like Doctor Henry Philip McCoy.

Flip me you want it all! And I suppose why not? It *is* the holodeck after all. Definately wouldn't mind the whole flying thing. Would be fun.

go ahead you have pade all redy

My bar stool has just broken and I am a sober 7 1/2 stone 4 foot 11 inch .

now im going 2 get stronger stools

I was practising pole dancing on the stools.

How do you pole dance on a stool? Thought it required being *round* something rather than *on* it.

By the way, there's some latinum for the holosuite.