A Conversation for h2g2 Star Trek Appreciation Society

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Post 1

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

This is the place to be for drinking, gambling, parties and so on


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Post 2

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Top 10 Ferengi Pickup Lines

10. "Nice teeth!"

9. "You know, if we allowed our women to wear clothes, you'd look great in red."

8. "I'm a Daemon hot for gamin'!"

7. "Wanna dance? I'm almost four-foot-six!"

6. "Yep, I must have run away from every ship in Starfleet...."

5. "Need a light?"

4. "Oooh....nice tax avoidance scheme!"

3. "How 'bout I show my my phaser burns?"

2. "Wow! What a lisp!"

1. "You know, in this light....your head looks just like a human butt."


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Post 3

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

What your favorite Star Trek drink?


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Post 4

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Mines a snail juice with extra shells

smiley - biggrin


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Post 5

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

What is your ideal holo suite program?

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 6

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Well? or do I have to brib you with gold pressed latinum?

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 7

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

What about a Dabo girl or two.

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 8

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Okay free holo time.

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 9

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Give me anything cool bar-keep


smiley - fullmoon


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Post 10

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

hold the snails



Stay safe but stay defiant
smiley - fullmoon


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Post 11

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

A stiff one bar keep.

Howl with Pride
smiley - fullmoon


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Post 12

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

A toast to Scotty

smiley - ale



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Post 13

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Mines a prune juice

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 14

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

Sales seem down here

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 15

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

any tribbles under the counter ?


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Post 16

stuart

no but i can get you 1 if you wont smiley - smileysmiley - cider


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Post 17

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

are you the new bar fly?


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Post 18

stuart

yes i am the new fliy smiley - smiley sory i fell in you drink smiley - blush


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Post 19

Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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Post 20

stuart

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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