h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooooooooooh, how could I possibly have missed this place? And how come it took until 2 weeks ago for it to even exist?

By all means, sign me up, I'll get my ears on while I'm waiting for the official welcome.

U189338 - Lady Scott

Oooooo! Do we get ears?

You need to bring your own - these are MINE!!!


*clutches them to her chest*

We could both have *one* if you'd share, Lady Scott. That could be a fine indication of an oddly mixed human and Vulcan parentage. Just think ... one upswept ear and one upswept eyebrow, each on opposite sides.

Vicky Adelaide U114627

Hi Vicky, welcome aboard
How comes that I get to the PS of Hoo when I click on the link you posted ?

Me please. I'm an un ashamed fan

Della, I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to pretend you're me, or that I'm you, or whatever the hell it is you're trying to do.

I would have thought that the repercussions of your family's last little impersonation exploit, death-threats and all, would have at least slightly curtailed your pathological dishonesty. Obviously whoever coined the phrase "You live and learn" had never met you.

H.
The REAL U114627.

Hmm, this really IS confusing - well, I'm confused, so do you want to join and if so, under which name/Unumber ?

I'd apologise for the confusion, but I'm not responsible for it. Based on her past performance, I'd advise against waiting for an apology from Della. She's not really familiar with the concept - doesn't seem to quite "get" how they're supposed to work.

I have no particular desire to join, but I'd like to make one thing perfectly clear: U114627 is my one and only U number, and nobody else's. I have no idea why Della would attempt so incompetently to pretend that it's hers. You'd have to ask her, then filter the answer through a bulls**t remover and see if you've got anything left. All I know is that she has an unfortunate history of creating confusion and being confused on h2g2, a history that includes impersonation of another h2g2 user and threatening, "seriously" as she put it at the time, to have another h2g2 user killed. Why she's still even on the site baffles me, but hey, I don't even work here.

To paraphrase Groucho Marx: I wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would accept her as a member.

H.

lady Scott and A W, you get 3 ears

Thanks for explaining, as you might have seen I asked about the wrong link immediately after she had posted it, but only got a reply from you now, which made me wonder how you did find your way here in the first place and if all this was maybe meant as a joke. You can be assured that excelsior will not add your number if you don't intend to join. Oh, and I didn't accuse you of being responsible for the confusion, just asked for some enlightenment

Bel

hi thanks for joying us

Bel, I've got a link to here on my p/space for anyone to use

" made me wonder how you did find your way here in the first place"

Somebody else noticed what Della was up to and pointed me here. Not entirely surprised you didn't get an answer from her. A *bit* surprised her son, Bain, didn't respond in his next posting. WHUTever.

H.

Oh well,Hoo, I'm sorry you're having such difficulties, but I'm sure excelsior woulkd have checked out the U-number before adding at, especially after I mentioned the'mistake'

Prof, are you telling me that you told Hoo ?

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Ferchrissake don't bring Member back into this.

Another Marx line: "A 5 year old child could understand this...get me a 5 year old child..."

Anyway, this is not the thread to discuss these things further, it's meant for joining,better go here <./>A3529488</.> and join a conversation of your choice

Bel, nope, (don't go in for stuff like that)don't need it, its just a link like any other link...I want to join etc

Sorry...

ST fan myself - DS9 was the best. However, not really into fan-type stuff and discussing so I will pass. Good luck with it though