h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I haven't ever seen it advertised in the US...only way I know about it is through H2G2...

*Does a salute-uh-macallit*
"Hi Supermoo, what's new... boss says you'd be the one to ask 'bout ideas for new gizmos & shtuff, right?
AFCB... is a cannon bazooka... I thought it'd be fun. They get all confused because it sounds like something stupid to a multiple-choice test. Then POW! }fwap{ y'know... }!{
*sticky*

What'ya think?

*gets up from the corner and stretches*

sounds good!

what's it stand for?

*gets a drink*

By the looks of it: the FCB stands for Flan Cannon Bazooka, I have no clue what the A stands for.

By the way, I'm only here for a drink. *drinks *

ah...I almost forgot about our giant patty in the sky...with guns of deathity guudness...

How could you forget about it? It's only the most impresive giant patty space station/portible military base ever!

yea...I didn't really forget it...I made it...it's actually one of the more illogical things I've made...

What are you talking about, it's beautiful in it's malevolience.

the illogical part of it is it's size...although simply not mentioning that tends to fix the problem...

How small can an intergaltic meat-patty of doom be? It has to be large enough to accomidate the entire Evil Army if neccessary.

yes...true true...

Luckily most of the Evil Army is instant soldiers.

yup...

Any invasions planed any time soon? I want to see this thing in action.

nothing slated as of now...although if you wanna read invasion threads inwhich it was used check out the EA Annals...I built it right before the invasion of the Terranic Army...it was used most though in the Thingite Invasion and Counter Invasion...man...that was a violent battle...anywho...

Can I sign up to be a gunner on this thing?

i suppose...

Alright! Where do I sign up?