h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can you email me your address? Mal & I found something we think you might appreciate! (Assuming it's not under top secret special forces classification, or anything. )

oh you're cute
Yes I will.

Are you still on your jollies, or back to reality?

Not back yet - flying out tomorrow morning, I'm sad to say. No doubt it'll be a relief for Mal, though.

pffffft...that drool thread of yours. How *did* I end up there anyway?

*looks round innocently*

tell me - gawd, please tell me... you haven't read the backlog?

And you're welcome to join us - we don't bite unless you want us to! (we've had a few Gentleman Callers to the thread but they have no staying power)

Please don't call me a Gentleman Caller. "Gentleman" even on its own is a bit of a stretch, but the caller bit I don't care for.

No, I haven't read the backlog - should I?

it's about 10,000 posts letching:

Sean Bean
Viggo Mortensen
Nekkid French Rugby Players
Sean Bean
Viggo Mortensen
Nekkid French Rugby Players...

well, there is more to it than that. But it's all about nothing else

oh and you are a total gentleman

Oh, that *does* sound interesting...Oh wait. These would be male French rugby players?

I must admit, Sean Bean does nothing for me - it must be a Sheffield thing. The Sharpe character on the other hand...

What a pity he was on the wrong side.

Oh yes - he's only really anything as Sharpe (or Mellors)

and yes, male French rugby players...

you could find them if you google this "dieux du stade"

Why did you have to say that. Curiosity is going to get the better of me and I'll have to look.

Oh by the way - I've some more communist culture for you. Just let me know if you'd like a copy of "Hannes Wader singt Arbeiterlieder".