h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.slate.com/id/2193827/

I'd never need to plug my cell phone into the wall again!

I can't believe i missed this! sorry

hmmmm... I could power my cell phone on one boob and my iPod on the other!!

I hope you found the article as amusing as I did.

If I had one of those bras, I could've jump-started the car last weekend instead of calling for a tow.

I'm thinking - the size of my bazonkas, I could get the iPod and the phone in my bra and nobody would notice!

I hear that. Though now that I've started losing some of this weight (stopped taking one of my steroid meds), maybe I'd need a smaller phone.

Must admit, though, that I like the idea that people are trying to find ways to tap into kinetic energy, etc. As long as they don't come up with underthings to power household appliances- I hate wearing a bra around the house!

I hate not having a bra on. It is really uncomfortable. I have truly massive boobs, and quite a narrow back - so it really is all boob in my measurement. In fact, I really really really wish I'd had a reduction in my 20s. The Army probably would have paid for that.

Good news about you losing weight though

I'm not, but I definitely know that my muscles are coming on - I can feel them nearly all the time (not aching, just knowing they are there). I really hope it's true that muscle weighs more than fat, though. I'm actually gaining

Muscle's a lot denser, so it weighs more but occupies less space. I've heard it's perfectly normal to put on a bit of weight initially when the muscles start really firming up.

Well-toned legs are so sexy on a lady.

Do you sleep with bras on, too? I used to. Now I hate wearing them (but if I didn't I wouldn't be able to see my keyboard to type ). I miss the days when I wore a B or C cup and didn't *need* one at all, really.

My legs are quite toned - but I hate them. My lower legs look like chicken drumsticks - and the thigs are ... indescribable!

I don't sleep in a bra because I find it constricting and I'm back on underwires since i've finished with all the breastfeeding etc.

I just really would like to run for a bus, or run upstairs without:

a) hitting myself in the cace

and

b) worrying they'll be stretched down to my knees

Oh, ppor you! I'm not quite that badly off. Running makes 'em hurt, but doesn't jeopardize my face. But it'd be nice to be able to walk down a flight of stairs without having to lean forward to see over them, or run the risk of missing a step.

I wonder if women who get boob jobs realize all of the hazards involved in having a big pair before they get them?