Christmas Poetry Competition
Have Yourself a Very Vogon Christmas by Demon Drawer
Robins toasting on the open fire
Jack Frost crushed beneath your toes.
Vogon construction work lets you shout
'Merry Christmas!' before you explode.
For we wish it could be Christmas every day.
Only if the birds stop singing and the Children turn to clay.
We wish it could be Christmas every day.
Just let the death rays ring out for Christmas.
Geltz the green eyed Vogon
Wrote the most appalling prose
And if you ever heard it
You would crinkle from your toes.
All of the other Vogons used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Geltzie join in any Vogon games.
Then one foggy Christmas night
Geltz has an idea
Why don't I go out tonight
And blow them all away
All of the other Vogons
Never saw the dawn again
Gletz was the last one standing
And rose to become Captain.