h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've changed my mind, I want a Chocolate Wednesday instead, is there an unfeasibly large amount of chocolate in it?

Thanks for the warning!

I thought it was only fair to warn you.
*prepares Chocolate Wednesdae for Mina* Yes, there's a quite ridiculous amount of chocolate in it. Strawberry one not working for you today?

Well, let's see, let's weigh it up.

Excitingly orgasmic strawberry icecream, ridiculously lavish chocolate ice-cream....

Not really much in it, is there? Chocolate wins every time.
Now, find a way to combine the two, and you would be a hero. Well, to me anyway.

Hmmmmmm....
*starts scribbling calculations on a piece of paper*
It should be ready on Fridae.

Fridae!
You're not a very fast mover.
It will have to do I s'pose.

~remembers her manners~ But nice of you to try, thank you.

Well, if you're in a hurry...
*prepares a strawberry sundae and a chocolate wednesdae, and splats them together in a big dish*
How's that?

That's ideal.
Excuse me while I go and pig out on this.
I think I'll sit down before I start though.

Good idea.
*takes cover*

Phwoar!
Do it again!


~chair suddenly falls over backwards, depositing Mina on the floor~

whoops, got carried away. I'd have another, but my legs don't work now.