h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right Boss, I'm here now. Sorry for the delay.

(lovely? ahh, that's so sweet..)

I'm ready for work and won't be distracted this time.

Hmmmm..... business is a bit slow.

Well, I'm here, ready for the rush.
Maybe we should combine it with a virtual kissing booth or something, just to get them started?

Not a bad idea... I wonder if we need a licence?

If we do, I've got a couple of licences here that might be ok, dog licence, driving licence, licence to kill, oops, that's not mine...

*looks round*
Hey, it's nice here
Hey guys, thought I'd do some time as an ice cream van groupie after the party *g*.

delivery: one punch and judy puppet theatre with a pot of paint.
dunno why the delivery boys wanted me to bring that up
there was a notice with it too - badly spelt "kisin boove"

anyway, here's a range of the standard and not-so-standard flavours [not typing them all out again]

cheerio

Thanks Ændr!
*looks bewildered*

Welcome Tweetie, you're welcome to chill with me, have an ice-cream on the house as you were the first here, but keep it quiet.
Thanks Ændr for all the flavours they will come in handy for serving to people.

What's that Punch & Judy thing doing here? It's not very PC at all.

I think from the comments that the delivery boys were making, you are supposed to give it a make-over.

OIC now.

I'd better get started while it's quiet I suppose.

~rolls up sleeves and gets to work~

*watches*
I really should help with that.
*realises something*
But me, being me, would merely muck it up.
*sits back with her ice cream and a *

Thanks for your help Tweetie, I'm sure I can make a mess of it all by myself.
What do you think of the colour?

Oh I like it
Though it's not exactly traditional, is it?

Well, no, but tradition isn't all it's cracked up to be you know.

It's okay for a kissing booth though, wouldn't you say?

*takes another look*
Yeah, I like it.
Course I'll need to do a trial run to make a completely informed decision

you want a trial run?

inside the booth or outside?

A '99 in a honey cone please.

DD is that a honey flavoured cone, or a pun on honeycomb and you want it made of that bees sticky stuff?

do you like the kissing booth?

Kissing booth. Where?

*all the straight men scarper*