h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

}That's right, except that we aren't on Earth. People would have known about the Rainbow Cloud long ago if it was.{

}The only danger now is a stray ZERO-ONE vehicle...{

If we aren't on Earth (or above it, rather), where exactly are we?

*Joins Mew in flitting about at high speed*

[Eleven stars fly from their respective positions; one is yellow, and brighter than the others, six are red, and four are blue. The red ones and the blue ones start orbiting around the yellow one. The blue ones are the third, seventh, eighth, and ninth out from the yellow one. The farthest one flies in a ridiculous orbit; the second one goes clockwise instead of counterclockwise. The third one pulses. This representation of Earth's solar system flies off, and eight new stars take their place from the opposite direction, one white, the rest each color of the rainbow. The rainbow stars orbit around the white one randomly.]



}That is where we are.{

Well, that's fascinating. Is this where pokemon came from originally? (You know what I'm referring to, that episode I watched over my little brother's shoulder about the moon stone and the horde of Clefairy and that slightly unstable young scientist who postulated that pokemon came from outer space.)

*Juggles some energy balls of his own, then starts arranging them into constellations*

}No. Just Mews.{

}And about Houou/Ho-oh: they must be pronounced the same. And it's easier to tell how Ho-oh is pronounced.{

}Hurry Up and Wait, how did you make those lines in your message?{

I don't know what the key is called but it's that thing that loads of people have in there e-mail addresses instead of spaces :
[email protected]
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

}I meant the lines in the one about the airplane. They look like the lines that someone would make with the or (in XML) tags.{

It's called the underscore. It's generally the shift-minus key combo. You make the lines by putting a lot of them together.

__________ = 10 _s

[regards that post yet another time]



}I guess it was...{

thanks davuis u seem 2 know everything what do u work as ?

[Stares around at the magnificent beauty of the Cloud]
Nice place you got here.

Mew!

Exactly

}Everyone's gone. I guess that after Milliways, this would seem a bit dull even to me.{

:O) PikaCHHHHHUUUUUUUUU! :O)

}I don't like Pikachu impersonators! Act your species or insect off!{

How d'ya feel about Marill impersonators?

Grr!

Sorry. How about Charizard impersonators?
[Lets out a deafening roar]

[gives up and leaves]