h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Anyone who enters here does so surrounded by a blue Light Screen. They first see a blur of pastel colors, mostly yellow, before popping out into the open sky. Anyone who gets that far will never again look with wonder at the night sky on Earth. They will see hundreds of stars, stretching out in all directions other than down. They will also see a Mew, similarly surrounded by a blue Light Screen.]

SWEET!

*Sets up a temporal regressor checkpoint so he can return*

Ohhhh... this is really amazing MeW... ~Greebo grins in delight~

Mew!

Hi Mew r u a pokemon fan ?

}AM a Pokémon...{

And that pretty much says it all. Why wouldn't Mew be a fan of him/her/itself? (Mew, please specify gender.)

[Mew flies around, looking for something to do, and settles on rearranging the stars to his liking.]

Thankee...

*Whips out a little book and a pencil. Writes: Mew is male.*

So your a Mr Mew !
Hi Davius the mostly Competent
Poke'mon is cool but I get slagged for watching it my favorite poke'mon is eeve (sorry Mew !)

[Mew briefly transforms into an Eevee]


[To make the é:]
[Windows users: hold down the ALT key and type in 1, 3, 0 on the keypad. Let go of ALT]
[Mac users: Hold down the weird squiggly thing, press e, press ' and let go of the squiggly thing.]

[To make the É:]
[Windows users: hold down the ALT key and type in 1, 4, 4 on the keypad. Let go of alt.]
[Mac users: Hold down the weird squiggly thing and SHIFT, press e, press ' and let go of the squiggly thing]

Of course! Mew can do Transform!

The 'squiggly thing', aka the propeller key, is actually called the command key. I can tell you its history, but I doubt that you care to hear it.

I'm not really into Pokémon, but (just for the record) my faves are Articuno, Zapdos, Houou, and Lugia. (So I like legendary birds. What's wrong with that? But not Moltres 'cause he's actually pretty weak, and Houou is the same type but SO much more powerful.)

Mew.

Davius.

[giggles and briefly turns into Ho-oh (the American name of Houou)]

Hurry
[relises the joke is no longer funny and hides her embarrisment by dancing around the room ]

[...the cloud.]

Odd - the FAQ & walkthroughs that I've read said that Houou would keep its name the same.

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Oh yeah i forgot i was in a cloud !
If an aeroplane flys past will it not kill us all
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Mew. [flies around]