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In Falmouth seagulls angered me,

Their ways I can't abide,

I made them fish-paste sandwiches

With calcium carbide.

The greedy bastards ate it all,

And once they'd all inside,

They'd soar above the yachties,

Who therein did reside.

The sylph-like topless ladies,

Reclining on the decks,

Looked quite sublime with seagull slime,

Draped round their perfect necks.

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