A Conversation for Cigarettes


Post 1

Black Magik

Cigarettes are one of the best sources of Nicotine, one of the major food groups, including: Nicotine, Caffeine, Alcohol, and Grease.


Post 2


Not forgetting plenty of... cough...cough...cough...fresh air.


Post 3

Garfield formerly known as Sandmaennchen


I've given up recently, and with it I've given up my chance to claim loads of money of the manufacturer when
dying of some sort of cancer. Also given up on chances to disappear from desk about 10 times a day for a short
fag break (that's the British fag).


Post 4


Ah....Fag breaks. A wonderful anomolly. Take this small but significant exchange between myself, a non-smoking employee, Andy, and the boss:

Samson: Can I take five minutes for a quick fag break?
Boss: Of course.
Andy: Er....Can I have a quick break too?
Boss: Of course not.

Yet another reason to keep on killing myself.

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