Created | Updated Apr 26, 2002
Made from a substance originally most popular when sniffed up and then sneezed out in great yellow globules of mucus, cigarettes are perennially popular with teenagers and lawyers alike. Typically smoked but occasionally eaten in a soft white roll with a smear of butter and a dash of salt and pepper, cigarettes are also the essential accessories for filling out a T-shirt in the finer part of any small city. It is now possible to get rich off attempts by cigarette manufacturers to kill you, but this is not something to be undertaken lightly. They also come in the less harmful, but more difficult to light, chocolate variety, and a tasty but sticky candy version.