h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Asgard is a troglodite fighter ship, it is captained by Luke Matheson, considered to be the best Captain in the troglodite army by all except his superiors*

royalleothelion enters the ship and smiles

*walks on the ship and towards his cabin* http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F1933607?thread=531333&latest=1

Is Captain Matheson available?

*she is again directed on*

*Lily opens the panel in the wall and leans into the conduit to check on a reported malfunction in the systems relay functions*

*She sees the area is badly charred and fused*


Oh Lucky Lady! Another day and we would never have made here </>


*She comes back out and gathering her tools, she turns on her back and pushes her way into the conduit to reach the charred area*

*see a pair of legs sticking out of one of the conduit*

*sticks his head in*


*grins* Is that you in there lily?

*BANG*


oOOOOw!! Yes Captain.

You do realise you mangled the systems override relay when you demanded that extra power boost?

This is going to take time to fix Sir



*She passes him the relay for him to inspect*

*takes the relay from her*


*grins* now where would be the fun if I did everything by the book eh? lily

Sir, the book you fly by has yet to be written! *laugh*


I don't think this will be only sytem that will need replacing either.

*scratches her nose*

*struggles to release another section*

as long as it can be fixed it doesn't really matter does it



Besides I have you make sure you lot have plenty of work to do, now don't I *laughs*

What?? *BANG* oOOOoooWw! *rubs her head*


Very funny Sir!


*pulls harder at the second fused section*

*roars with laughter*

You'll have to be more careful in there lily

Yessir!

Although I recall, I wasn't the one who broke my leg attempting to jump with a cable across a 6ft gap! Captain, Sir!!


*laughs to herself*

Did I mention what happens to cheeky staff?


*laugh*


Got to go lily important dinner date *grins*

*heads towards the Asgards gang plank*

*chuckles to herself*


Yeah enjoy your meal SIR *laugh*


*Still smiling she begins to strip down the remaining circuit relays and carefully extracting herself from the conduit she takes the charred and broken relays for repair*

royalleothelion- the ships robot- decided to take this minute to examine the captains while stealing a bit because robots don't get fed

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*She walks tiredly through the crews' quarters and sees the communal showers are already full... barely able to keep her eyes open the wanders down the corridor to another door*

*starts clearing the ship of crew*

POPPA!!!

*Strong hands grab her and lift her down from the gang plank and carry her across the Docking Bay*


*She looks back for her father, but cannot see him*

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*Lilly returns to her own sleeping bay in the crews' quarters. She knows they are tolerant of her relationship with their Captain.. but she has never flaunted it.. and now was not the time to ask her father for favours. She is a junior engineer and she will work her way up the ranks like everyone else aboard the Asgard*

*She smiles as Buster stands as she enters the bay.. he helps her discard of her filthy uniform and wraps her robe about her*

*He leans in closely*.. you did well today little one </>

*She blushes and smiles as she wanders into the communal sonic showers*