h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

tower this is X-Ray three zero niner requesting an approach for runway one five

affirmative three zero niner you are cleared for immediate landing. When you shut down hop in the tarmac jeep and it'll take oyu to the briefing room


copy tower, proceeding for immediate landing

*drops the flaps and the gear*

*mutters* this is never going to work

say again three zero niner

Negative tower, I'm landing now

*lands and taxies to the hanger, hops out and gets in the jeep and is driven to the briefing room*

<[jeep Area 51 tour guide]Look to the left and you will see Elvis and his four clones,to the right is George W. Bushes brain,to the left is the craft that brought Marlyn Mansion to earth,to the left again is The Water Cooler and to the right is a dog with 144 nipples,to the left is the spot where JFK had his first frontal lobotomy.Thank You and enjoy your stay at Area 51......... NO PHOTOGRAPHS>

*AkronU walks in and goes over the blueprints with the Colonel in command of Area 51*

Colonel I can't wait long before I head up, if you can loan me four of your best pilots I'm going to take a squadron up and join the Prometheus. Give any other pilots that come here the information I gave you.

Good luck Major, I'll make sure any stragglers get the message

*salutes* thanks Colonel

*four eager looking young pilots join AkronU in the jeep back to the flight line*

*AkronU and the other pilots climb into their cockpits and begin run up*

-over the comm- Listen up, we've got a a hell of a battle ahead of us, remember your training, stay with your wingman and you'll get through this

*the X-309's line up and take off one by one*

Captain Mishy Mo has just gained her transfer from SG-9 to the X-309 fighter squadron, huddles in close to her fearless leader AkronU in tight formation that could rival any show of the red arrows.

*Mishy_mo* - 'Colonel, sir did you forget something?'

*Colonel* - 'God speed.'

Clouds whiz past the pilots that head towards tha vastness of space, the blue tints of the stratosphere disapating around them and the stars shine bright, filling the cockpit with an errie glow.

*Mishy_mo* - 'Prometheus is in sight. Multipule ememy craft in sight. Ok guy's let's go get those son's a ....'

< Thank's for the heads up and sorry if i stepped on any toes!!>