h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A room that is wall to wall computers and other varying electrical equipment*

*Enters and waits for AkronU*

*enters with the adrenaline flowing*

Well ma'am, let's get down to business

Well you're the expert in things aeronautical, what do you think it is, guidence system?

*the doors open*

Eh,hello?

*stares at the computers*

And I have trouble copying music.
anyway sorry to disturb but i said i had to talk to you.

Welcome to the computer Lab, are you any good?

Well I'm quite accomplished at playing a PS2.

*Sighs*

A wisea$$ just what I need, do you know what this is or anyway we can decode it

Well you could try kicking it.

*kicks it*

DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!

this is delecate equipment

Still I should never have trusted this kind of equipment to a sniper

*Speaks slowly, like she's speaking to a child*

Do..you..know..anything..about..electronics

Oh wait

*stare at the side of it*

Those marks kinda look like rifling grooves

But this came from a Goa'uld death glider

I dont't have a clue where it came from but they look like rifling marks.

Could it have been spun to give it more accuracy?

*coughs*

Actually ma'am this came from a console in the hanger bay. I think it's some type of data storage device.

I'm out of my depth here, I'm more at home in the observatory, care to explain

Well, when it was still, uh, attached to the table it had schematics and things on this display screen.

*points to a now dark screen*

I tried to find a way to download the information but I couldn't. So I sort of, er, pried it off the table.

*smiles wanly*

Has it got a point to plug it into our system?

*intercom*
Could Lieutenant LaRue please come to the medics office for a blood test , thats LaRue to the Medics office thankyou */*

*over the comm*

La Rue to the gate room.