The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Oct 28, 2004
Something For The Weekend?
On Monday when the air is hot
I wonder to myself a lot;
Now is it true, or is it not,
That what is which, and which is what?
On Tuesday, when it hails and snows
The feeling on me grows and grows
Hardly anybody knows
If those are these or these are those.
On Wednesday when the sky is blue
I have nothing much to do
I sometimes ask if it's true
That who is what and what is who.
On Thursday when it starts to freeze
And frost twinkles in the trees
Hardly anybody sees
That these are whose - but whose are these?
On Friday, when the weekend nears
How I long to be right here
How nothing seems clear
But here is there and there is here
I'm neither where nor there,
I'm here.
(With apologies to AA Milne)
