h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Minos grins evilly*

Chameleon! Hand me the CD!

*Agent Chameleon melts out of the shadows, and hands a CD to Minos. Minos inserts the CD into a strange looking gun, and begins the instalation procedure*

To the time machine, Chameleon! Be sure to remind me to post this plan in the present me's journal. Oh, and you....

*KL points to Yowuzupman*

....you may want to release me from the broom closet in there. I've just taken everyone in, and shall unveil the rest when I get back to the present!

*KL and Chameleon vanish, presumably to their time machine*

There's a broom closet in your journal?

No, it's right here.

A broom closit in a journal? Hm, that sounds interesting. I could imagine it the other way around, but ...

Still, that doesn't change the fact that the broom closet right next to you doesn't exist right here.

Hey, what?

Fact #1-There is a broom closet. Right. Next. To. You.

Fact #2-Minos Krylma (future) told you that Minos Krylma (present) was in the broom closet.

Fact #3-Minos Krylma (future) wants someone, preferably Yowuzupman, but in actuality *ANYONE* to open the closet.

Fact #4-Minos will most likely have some dreadful future in store for those who refuse to open it.

Fact #5-Minos may actually have some small reward to the one who opens the closet.

Fact #6-For continuity's sake, the closet door is pine and appears very brittle, so it shouldn't be hard to get the unconcious present Minos out of there.

Fact #7-No one's journal has anything to do with the closet finding/opening process.

Conclusion-You might want to open the closet door.

[Y2K shrugs and smashes the closet door open]

[Y2K] Hey! It's KL!

~sets the closet door on fire~

might want to move....

[Y2K obliges, using the Force to remove KL from the closet before the flames consume it.]

*Minos clears his throat, and moves his arms and legs to illustrate the chains on them, as well as the gag in his mouth*

ok, now what captain?

Now we figure out who tied me up, and we drop them off at the nearest black hole.

............who is powerful enough to do this?......or more specifically stupid enough........

It was someone dressed up as me. Claimed to be from the very near future. But I know how to verify that story. My time machine's chronoscanners will have picked it up.

*KL heads off, presumably for the Hangars of Krylma Mountain*

[Y2K] Can I come too? I've taken some competence classes. I've even still got them here! [holds up a pill bottle labeled, "Competence Classes"]

I'd like to accompany you, if I'm authorized....

[Y2K]