h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this is the omegamatic, it will destroy the glaxay if we can stop the heros from foiling our plans!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A509357

[sea] naturally, we'll all escape the galaxy before it's destroyed...

Hey, aren't we supposed to be torturing people in here? Not just initiates, I mean.

*Everyone's blood in the room begins to chill, ever so slightly, and the lights dim. No one sees Minos enter the Arena*


Not that I don't appreciate the enthusiasm with which a new initiation forum was set up, Yowuzupman and Sea, but would someone bother to tell me why, exactly, no one has mentioned the existence of this forum to me at any point over the last few days? I like to know my minions so that I can better organize them, give them orders, and help to spread chaos throughout the galaxy.


*A few tense seconds of silence pass before Minos explodes*

THE HEROES ARE ALREADY ON BOARD THE OMEGAMATIC! I NEED ALL THE NEW TROOPS I CAN GET! DID YOU NOT DEDUCE THE NECESSITY OF KNOWING THE NEWBIES IN THIS NEFARIOUS SCHEME??? Do you *WANT* the Galaxy to accidentally blow up while we're still in it? Do you *want* us to not be alive in a few months. Even worse, do you want the forces of good to claim a victory?

*Minos stops, and thinks for a moment*

I really don't know about this. Sea, Yowuzupman, Corrupt, I've been practicing an Evil Rage build up for the annual Villains Award competition. Do you think I'm on the rigt track? Or do you think that I need to build up slower? Or should I just immediately start out being evil and villainous so that people don't have a chance to brace themselves beforehand?

*KL sighs, and reclines in his private stadium chair*

I just don't know what audiences want anymore. This was a lot easier back when I really *was* a twenty-seven year old. Now, roughly two millenia later, everyone's views about evil have changed. Not much, but just enough that people don't care about certain issues anymore.

Fore instance, have I ever told you that Judge AXR once referred to my Gecko Warriors as old fashioned? So what if evil tyrants haven't used them since the early eighties, right? Stick with what works, that's what I say....

*KL sits back, and waits for the next initiate*

Oh, and Corrupt, no, the torturing of others generally takes place in other areas. For instance, Kudos is currently being held hostage inside an Asteroid. Has been for several months now, along with UH and Giguschild. Just thought you might like to know.

I did give each one of them explicit instructions to report there.....

and I do recall his Honar saying that to you, but I think the warriors are a nice touch, no evil group is complete with somthing of the sort.....

Yes, I know, but it seems that you get a lot more robotic, alien, or mutant foot soldiers than ninjas these days. Not that I'm against robots, aliens, and mutants, mind you, nbut they just aren't ninjas....

So true, and your's don't have the problem that Shredder's did, yours aren't little lost children that are scared easily.... but on a seperate note check this place out when you get a chance.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F39392?thread=109678&skip=0&show=20

[sea] *points at yo* it was all his idea!!!

(*a little hologram projector appears, starts playing message, a shadowy head can be seen, but the face can not*)I want in!!! How? When? and Where? Only 3 questions I'm gonna' ask. Reply in less then 48 hours or I let the mokeys loose, and believe me, they are hungry, hungry for pancakes, hungry for larg amounts of aquarium salt ... oh, and hungry blood. So I recomend you reply soon!(*hologram projector turns itself off and disappears*)

Wha? Kudos captured, and I dunno about it? You people need to keep me informed...

Get in the sphere, now, right there

Picks up helium bandit, hey sea... do you think you could help him out?

*sea grins*

[sea] sure...

*sea opens the sphere door, and waits for starman jones to enter*

[Y2K] Careful! He seems to have a mild case of IRL and may not post that often. [looks around] Oo, this'll be fun!

(about to step into sphere, then stops and turns) How long do I have be in here for, anyway?

3 days, thats if you live....

Ah, the sweet smell of hazing,....

BTW, Yowuzupman, I've never considered the Shredder who initiates teenagers who don't know what they're doing to be the real Shredder. The real Shredder is the one who has robotic foot soldier ninjas. Granted, he's also got a great deal of influence with the punks and gangs in New York, but his only permanant goons are Rocksteady and Bebop. They don't really count either, though, due to the fact that they're mutants.

[Y2K] Erm, which other Shredder would this be?

[Elizabeth enters]

[Liz] I'm here to get initiated! [gets into a sphere]

*steps into the area*
I've havnt been to one of these in a while
*picks a good spot to watch the action. Looking around to see if anyone is looking he tosses a small flamless explosive into the arena*
How many are in there btw?
*looks around innocently as in the background the faint sound of metal clinking down a ramp can be heard*

[sea] usually six...

*sea looks at the KL to see if he's willing to initiate liz*

I'd feel better about it if she wasn't yet another manic villain with too much power for her own good.

But in any event, I think a different hazing task should be required for Liz. After all, a nuclear explosion doesn't present a challenge for her. So,....I'll have to think of something that would.