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Oh yes, bouncing off matron could be hazardous

Less so than bouncing on perhaps.

Nice one

Nice two in fact.

Could Matron ever make a comeback in hospitals and survive the Carry On jokes

Not if you use the word comeback, no!

Matron should never have left hospitals. We haven't had any for years though.

I know I work in one, although it is a military hospital so they don't really need a Matron

You work in a Matron? Oh, I see what you mean. I would have thought Military Hospitals needed Matrons the most!

All this Carry On talk has reminded me of a mock up of a film poster for "I, Robot". It instead said "Ooh! Robot!" and had a picture of Kenneth Williams instead of Will Smith. The tagline was "One man saw it coming, Matron!" It made me giggle. Incessantly.

Perhaps I will have that horlicks. I know I had it last week, but I want it again tonight.

I shouldn't have too many more late nights either. It's not good for me. All last week I was in bed with the doctor.

Easy tiger, it's an innuendo overload here

well a lot of the nurses are Military and we all know soldiers stand ramrod straight and have to give attention to little details

And another thing I was invited out to my former bosses Dining Out Dinner, I partnered a Bomb disposal expert and that night went with a bang in more ways than one

Does my bomb look big in this?

Don't worry, the disposal squad are here, it'll be out before you know it.

They'll be a bit of banging but that's usuall in these circumstances

Circumstance? Oh, yes, I was, when I was a baby. (I wasn't, but it's a good gag).

I know



Circumstantial is a circumcision on a REALLY big baby

MORE plagiarism?

I suppose it saves you time having to do it yourself.

Hmm

Are you a fan of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue then?

Of course.

I like it.

I like one song to the tune of another,

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts to the tune of the Toreador's song and don't blame it on the boogie to the tune of Scotland the Brave are my favourites

I like anything improvised, ISIHAC is perhaps the most shining example of that.

I've been listening to it since I was a kid, I've even been to Mornington Crescant Station to look at Willie Rushton's plaque