The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Oct 7, 2004
Food
I have to be in the right mood
For different types of food
It is true I have a sweet tooth
I have the filling as my proof
I like to eat lots of ice cream
And with custard on the team
It does form a hot cold dessert
The sugar makes you hyper alert
I do like a nice piece of steak
But not the sort you slowly bake
I really don't like stew at all
But my family do, so they call
I do like pizza when its home made
It's not worth the price to be paid
Plus I don't like any sort of cheese
I also don't like overcooked peas
Other things I don't like are chips
Ketchup, oranges, or grapes with pips
From hot drinks like coffee or tea
I'm sorry we just don't have any
I do like chocolate of the English kind
It is addictive and does slightly bind
But I don't have it all that much
If I do, I long for its taste and touch