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A poem
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Started conversation Oct 2, 2000
The old man rapped at the Pearly Gates;
His face was scarred and old;
He stood before the Man of Fate,
For admission to the Fold;
"What have you done," St. Peter asked,
"To gain admission here?"
"I've worked for minimum wage,
Sir, for many a year!"
The Pearly Gates swung open wide,
St. Peter rang the bell.
"Come in, my friend and choose your harp,
You've had your share of hell!"
(From Underground Office Humor Desk Calendar, 30 Sept/1 Oct 2000, with minor modifications)
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A poem
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 9, 2000
I think I could find some, but not so much appropriate to the angels. In fact, I posted one to the Lost Poetry Office. I'll try to find the link to that.
JOTD: Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
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A poem
- 1: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 2, 2000)
- 2: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 5, 2000)
- 3: Zeek the Prophetic (Nov 5, 2000)
- 4: TIMELORD (Nov 8, 2000)
- 5: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 8, 2000)
- 6: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 9, 2000)
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