A Conversation for Former HEAVEN...
*drunken song**
Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Started conversation Aug 6, 2000
Oh moon of Alabama!!! Now, we say good-bye!!! We lost our good ole Momma. Gotta have Whiskey, oh you know why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chorus of Alabama Song, performed by "The Doors"
*drunken song**
Tide: Lover of snack foods &small animals Posted Aug 6, 2000
Irish drunk song
*punt starts singin I'll take the high road and you'll take low road"
*i'm not as think as you drunk i am*
*Loch Lomond*
Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Posted Aug 7, 2000
You take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll get to Scotland before You, but me an my true love will never meet again on the bonny bonny banks of Loch Lomond.
That's how it oughtta go!!!!
*carried away by black leather wings*
*Loch Lomond*
Tide: Lover of snack foods &small animals Posted Aug 8, 2000
Ahhhhh. oh sorry i just peed on your leg hehehehe whenever you get back on lets start a conversation about nothing.
*flies away with the smell of wet dog behind*
*Loch Lomond*
plaguesville Posted Aug 9, 2000
Good of you to take away the smell of wet dog's behind when you flew away. I feel better already. Thankyou. 
*Loch Lomond*
Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Posted Aug 9, 2000
*Walks in with new pants and rubber boots... D*** IT, TYLER!!!! I mean... Punting.... I just bought these new leather pants from Jim Morrison's estate and you pee all over them!!!! AUGH NEIN!!!!
*Loch Lomond*
Wings Posted Aug 16, 2000
can anyone here say "drunk as a skunk"?
*floats off singing "why does it feel so why does it feel so why does it feel so good if this ain't love?"*
*Loch Lomond*
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 21, 2000
drunk an a sump
D'oh
I'm not as thunk as drinkle peep I am, I teak like spis all the thime.
3
JOTD: Wise men are full of doubts. (I think)
*Loch Lomond*
Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Posted Sep 10, 2000
*Raises head up to show beer nuts stuck to his face* What??? Huh??? Where??? Oh man, how long was I out? It's been like 2 weeks!!!! Whoa!!!!
*Puts head back down and falls asleep muttering of beer nuts*
*hic*
LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Sep 19, 2000
::Stands outside door trying to compose herself::
::Breathes into cupped hand to check breath::
::Smooths hair, puts hands on her hips, stands up tall.....::
::takes a step into room, follows the first step with a definite belly flop.::
::Belches from the floor::
Cun I half a boble uh wiskeee... & a mountain dew to chase? I neet som serious alcohol.
::Slee
eeps::
Whuh???
Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels Posted Sep 27, 2000
*Wakes up once more*
Dude. Two more weeks!!! I need to stop this. I'm going to A437203. Once I stand up...
*Falls to the floor*
Man, I need help...
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*drunken song**
- 1: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Aug 6, 2000)
- 2: Tide: Lover of snack foods &small animals (Aug 6, 2000)
- 3: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Aug 7, 2000)
- 4: Tide: Lover of snack foods &small animals (Aug 8, 2000)
- 5: plaguesville (Aug 9, 2000)
- 6: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Aug 9, 2000)
- 7: Wings (Aug 16, 2000)
- 8: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 21, 2000)
- 9: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Sep 10, 2000)
- 10: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Sep 19, 2000)
- 11: Wings (Sep 27, 2000)
- 12: Lizard Prince- A437203 Owner, Muse, H2G2GAs, Prince of Lizards, Carrier of Black Towels (Sep 27, 2000)
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