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Post 1

GreeboTCat

There me was thinking ducks and it turns out to be sheep... drives me baaaaaaaaarmy that does... ~grin~

Me wonders what the other side of it is coloured...

Greebs..xx


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Post 2

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

Well, if you consider the classic four colour smiley - sheep problem, then...


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Post 3

GreeboTCat

Four colour sheep... pray do elaborate young man of striking features...

Greebs..xx


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Post 4

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

It is a classic of animal husbandry mathematics:

Given four sheep folds with adjoining corners, with a different colour of wool in each fold, how many rams would it take to jump each fold wall often enough over time to finally produce a four-coloured lamb from a single ewe...


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Post 5

GreeboTCat

Hmmm... me must admit to being very innocent in these matters and just a little confuddled as to why these rams would want to jump over these walls... ~Greebo looks indeed confuddled~

Greebs..xx


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Post 6

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

How young was you when you were taken to the vet's and woke up a day later with the feeling that something might be out of place?
smiley - nursesmiley - blackcat


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Post 7

GreeboTCat

Me was about one year old me thinks... why?

Greebs..xxx


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Post 8

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

That could explain many things, oh, innocent one.


"~Greebo looks indeed confuddled~"smiley - catsmiley - huh


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Post 9

GreeboTCat

~Greebo nods her head sagely and an onion falls out of her ear...~

Oh... me had wondered where me had put that...

Greebs..xx


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Post 10

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*humms cheerfully*


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Post 11

GreeboTCat

You seem cheerful m'lad... could it be the great cartoon everyone is admiring me wonders... ~grin~

Greebs..xx


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Post 12

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

That and other things. Now I must get back to building my model bridge.


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Post 13

GreeboTCat

Ohhhh good with your hands as well.. is there no end to your talents... ~wink~

Greebs..xx


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Post 14

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Funny story:

At 2 am last night, while I was still working on my model for an 8:30 am class, the fire alarm goes off and the entire appartment complax is exacuated.
Turns out it was a grease fire.
So I get back to work and finish shortly thereafter, but now I'm awake from the excitement of the alarm.
My roommates and I decide to watch some Star Trek movies on DVD until we all fall asleep in the living room.
Because of the location difference, I didn't hear my wake-up alarm. WHen I did wake up, it was 10:30.
So I ran to class with the model, if only to hand it in.
The teacher was not that impressed by it because it was too realistic and he wanted something more abstract.


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Post 15

GreeboTCat

Hmmm... that's not funny after you spent all that time working on it... ~huggle~... your teacher should have been clearer when he asked you to build it!!!!

~Greebo feeling slightly put out for her friend Mr. Christopher~

Greebs..xx


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Post 16

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

My department has voted me the king of the anticlimatic story.


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Post 17

GreeboTCat

So that would make King Christopher I then... Me doesn't have to bow... cat's don't do that for Kings you know... ~grin~

Greebs..xx


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Post 18

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Then I sentence thee to the tower of dough-knots!


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Post 19

GreeboTCat

Oh what a worthy king you are... a whole tower made from my favourite food... that is so wonderful me is almost speechless... ~wink~

Greebs..xx


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Post 20

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

If you leave now, you'll arrive in time to watch the workmen place the Krispy Creme roof.


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